
Took a bit of a walk for some fresh air. Space Needle always looks so cool at night.
(Myrtle Edwards Park)
This is a reread -- in fact, it's an annual re-read. I first encountered this wonderful novel my freshman year of college, and I have revisited it at least once a year since then. One of the things I love about this book is how rich and layered it is, and how even after 30+ trips through it, I still discover new details, or make connections between things that I'd never noticed before. This is the book I buy copies of whenever I see them in used bookstores, and then hand them freely to anyone I like who says they've never read it.
This is a lovely book containing what amounts to the pre-history and mythology of the Warcraft video games. It has lots of wonderful art and a tremendous amount of detailed lore that explores the complex cosmology of this universe. A second volume is expected to be released later this year, and I'm looking forward to adding it to my collection.
This is a breezy, engaging memoir by Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston, telling the story of his childhood and acting career. We saw him speak as part of the Seattle Arts and Lectures series late last year, when the book came out, but I am only just now getting around to reading it. He's an interesting guy, and this was a fun, brisk read.
Subtitled "A Handbook for Unapologetic Living", this is a great discourse on body positivity and fat acceptance. Jes Baker, who runs the website themilitantbaker.com, has written an engaging handbook for people struggling with self-image. My friend Traci Haley recommended this book highly, and now that I've read it, I can second it.
I’ve been meaning to start back up with some general blogging, but because I majored in Procrastination (with a doulbe minor in Blowing Things Off and Well Nevermind), I haven’t been.
Towards the notion of getting started again — along with making sure my website Songbook is up to date — I’m going to start posting things here that have previously been posted in other places (primarily Facebook) over the last little while. So you may see things you saw earlier, or things you never saw but which are long divorced from their original context. Just a heads up. Hope it’s not annoying and stuff. 🙂
Pass the Sage
by Rob Wynne
TTTO: “Turn the Page” by Bob Seger
In a spacious TV studio, east of Tokyo
You can listen to the sous chefs as they scurry to and fro
And you wonder if tonight you’ll make an ice cream out of roe
And your thoughts will soon be focused on your culinary lore
When the chairman calls the challenger to step out on the floor
And you wonder if this night will be just like the nights before
Oh, here I am, stirring the wok again
There I am, watching the gauge
Here I go….racing the clock again
There I go…pass the sage
You walk into the stadium, and you stand upon the height
And you feel his eyes upon you, as he chooses you to fight
And another kitchen battle’s on; What will we cook tonight?
Sometimes you can’t hear ’em talk, other times you can
All those same old clichés: is that pudding, or a flan?
And you’re almost out of flour, but still you make it stand
Oh, here I am….Stirring the wok again
There I am, watching the gauge
Here I go….racing the clock again
There I go…pass the sage
From the moment that the grill is fired until the plates are served
All your skills and your talents are a legacy preserved
You cook to prove your iron reputation is deserved
Later, when the tastings done, and the compliments are shared
The chairman counts the ballot and the victor is declared
You know another challenge waits, and you will be prepared
Oh, here I am….Stirring the wok again
There I am, watching the gauge
Here I go….racing the clock again
There I go…there I go…
One new song debuted in my Orycon set in 2015. I actually wrote this a while ago, but decided not to post it until after I’d sung it in the wild somewhere, and that was the first time I had the chance.
Many people have written Iron Chef songs. This one is mine.
The Shining Wit
by Rob Wynne
TTTO: “Act Naturally” by Johnny Russell and Voni Morrison
I’m gonna get myself a girlfriend
I’m gonna go make all these women see
That I’m a man who knows how to explain things
And all I gotta says is “Well, actually…”
I promise you that I know all about it
I’m quite an expert, you can surely tell
Don’t worry your pretty head about it
'Cause I can make it simple as well
I know you’ll nod and see that I am right, here.
And jump into my arms and softly squee
You’ll fall for me the moment that I step up
To interrupt you, saying, “Well, actually…”
Yet somehow I wind sad and lonely
It makes me so mad; I just cannot see
I know that I did nothing to deserve this
The only thing I said was “Well, actually…”
I promise you that I know all about it
I’m quite an expert, you can surely tell
Don’t worry your pretty head about it
'Cause I can make it simple as well
I guess that she was just another hater
But I will get a girl eventually
She will not be able to resist me
When I interrupt her saying “Well, actually…”
Many thanks to Twitter user David Ballard (@dvdbllrd) for the inspiration for this.
Inclement Weather Advisory
by Rob Wynne and Jeff Williams
TTTO: “A Kind Of Hush” by Herman’s Hermits
There’s a kind of slush
All over the road, today
All over the road you can hear the sound
Of fast-skidding cars
Watch out for that tree!
Let’s the two of us
Stay inside the house, today
I don’t want to go out and get in the way
of fast-skidding cars
Now listen very carefully
Come closer and see cars sliding into the ditch
Hey, ain’t that a bitch?
The only sound that you will hear
is when the cars begin to skid and career
Roll over and over
There’s a kind of slush
All over the road, today
All over the road you can hear the sound
Of fast-skidding cars
Fa la-la la-la la-la
Fa-la la-la la-la la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la la-la-la
Fa la-la la-la
Now listen very carefully
Come closer and see cars sliding into the ditch
Hey, ain’t that a bitch?
The only sound that you will hear
is when the cars begin to skid and career
Roll over and over
There’s a kind of slush
All over the road, today
All over the road you can hear the sound
Of fast-skidding cars
Of fast-skidding cars
Of fast-skidding cars
Deadline for the 2014 Pegasus Nominating Ballot is 12:01AM PDT, July 27, 2014
Ballots should be filled out on line or submitted by mail to:
OVFF
3824 Patricia Drive
Columbus, OH, 43220
You may select five artists/songs per category. Need ideas? Check out the results of the Brainstorming Poll!
Ballots submitted using this form must be submitted by 12:01AM PDT, July 27, 2014 (that means the first minute after July 27 ends on the West coast of the US). Ballots submitted by surface mail must be received in Columbus, OH by July 25, 2014.
*NOTE* Due to unforeseen circumstances, we’ve been forced to move the ballot closing to Sunday, July 27. We apologise for the mid-season shift in the schedule.
Each person may only submit one Nominating Ballot.
We strongly encourage you to copy & distribute this ballot as widely as possible within the filk community. You do not need to be a member of the convention to vote.
Eligibility: If a song has won a Pegasus in the past, it is not eligible for Nomination. Writer/Composers and Performers who won in 2009 – 2013 are not eligible in the same category in 2014. See the current Winners List for non-eligible songs. See The Rules for more details on eligibility requirements. Send mail to pegasus at ovff.org if you have any questions.
Please keep in mind that the Pegasus Awards are for excellence in Filking, not in music in general, or even funny music in general. Nominated songs should be part, one way or another, of the music of the filk community, and for “Best Performer” and “Best Composer”, people you nominate should be participating members of the filk community.
Thank you for your participation!!
http://www.ovff.org/pegasus/2014nomballo
There’s a new episode of Tadpoolery! In this episode, Rob and Bryan discuss
As always, you can subscribe to Tadpoolery on iTunes or download/listen at our webpage.
Enjoy, and thanks for listening!
In January of 2011, Scott Johnson and Brian Ibbott launched a podcast called “The Morning Stream“, a culmination of Scott’s long-time desire to do a morning-drive style radio program that reflected his particularly geeky sensibilities. Like other shows he produced, TMS was live-streamed as it was recorded, and an active chat room interacted with the hosts. Some of us started hanging out in that chatroom even when nothing was being broadcast, and a community began to coalesce. The community was nicknamed “The Tadpool”, riffing off of the name of Scott’s studio, Frogpants Studios, and soon after that, a Facebook community was created to foster a less real-time (and more enduring) interaction between fans.
As time went on, we realised that a lot of very cool people were hanging out in this community, and a small group of us decided to start a show focused on the community, in order to better get to know people. It was called “Tadpoolery”, and was hosted by Bryan Provost, Nick Nizzi, and myself, along with a rotating guest from the Tadpool that we would chat with about whatever sorts of things that person was primarily interested in. Due to the random nature of our guests backgrounds, the episodes could cover a wide variety of of topics, and frequently would range so far afield that our tagline became “The tangent is the topic.”
The original incarnation of Tadpoolery ran for 36 episodes. Towards the end of that run, we started to feel like the lack of structure was actually becoming a liability, and decided to take a brief hiatus to retool the show and get a better handle on what we wanted to do with it. For a variety of reasons, we didn’t return from that hiatus as planned.
Two years later…
Bryan and I actually started talking about rebooting the show last year, just after Nerdtacular. We wanted to keep the same vibe the original show had — it’s very much a product of the Tadpool — while giving it room to expand and evolve into something of wider and more general interest. Around the end of last year, we did a test show, which went well but had some technical difficulties. Once those were finally resolved and scheduling was worked out, we’ve now officially relaunched Tadpoolery and released our first new episodes.
Episode 37 is the test episode we recorded last year. The topics include:
Episode 38 was recorded last week, where we discussed:
So as you can see, the tangent is still the topic.
You can subscribe to Tadpoolery on ITunes, or get episodes directly from our webpage. New episodes will be released on Friday.
It’s good to finally have my show back on the air. I’ve really missed making it, and I hope you enjoy listening to it.
Since we live just around the corner from the end point of the Seattle Pride Parade route, we sauntered over just a few minutes before it got there and were able to get a great spot to see everything go by. I took an enormous number of photos, which Larissa then culled through them to remove all the really horrible shots, near-identical duplicates, and out of focus pictures. There’s still over 600 in the set.
Many of these photos are NSFW, so use your own discretion.
Just a random excerpt of a conversation between me and a friend of a friend, on Facebook
Doug Williams Although I do agree Styrofoam is evil. Cardboard packaging is my nemesis.
Rob Wynne Doug: Really? “Cardboard Packaging” is my Malvina Reynolds cover band! #kickingitoldschool
Doug Williams With 3 kids the amount of cardboard packaging that comes through my house is ridiculous. Let’s just say they could probably name where forests used to be after my children.
“What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Anyway, you got an XBox One for Christmas
And that new game you wanted but barely played
So I hope you’re happy.”
From “The First Drafts of TS Elliot (unpublished)”
Mirrored from Home of the Autographed Cat.
(Kinnear Park)
Mirrored from Home of the Autographed Cat.